i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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