she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Floor bacon is actually really good
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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