Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
