he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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