have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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