talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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