careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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