This dress was meant to end up on your floor
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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