i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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