You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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