..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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