people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Pooping to opera.
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