I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I am mentally ready for anal.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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