He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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