it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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