your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Randomize
