You're so nebulous sometimes
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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