Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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