I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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