I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
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