from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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