Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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