OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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