Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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