I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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