Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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