I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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