My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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