walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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