The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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