JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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