But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Couch. On fire.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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