Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
worst night to have a conscience
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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