We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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