I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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