do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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