Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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