shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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