so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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