The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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