my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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