I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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