ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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