U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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