Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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