wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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