So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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