he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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