Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
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go home
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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