next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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