Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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