Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Randomize
