Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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