I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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