i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
she smelled like a LAN party
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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