You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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