Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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