well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
