If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
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