Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize