if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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