You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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