Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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